apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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