Nicole vs. Life
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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