I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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