Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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