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Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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