I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
