Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my shit smells like andre
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I am one with the molecules
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