oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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