i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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