in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Found your dick twin last night
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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