Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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