butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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