the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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