he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
