it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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