do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
