I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
