can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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