I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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