yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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