I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
