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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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