And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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