Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
