You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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