She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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