I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
