i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so that wasnt chicken after all
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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