i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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