I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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