If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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