# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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