Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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