just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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