Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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