I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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