i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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