is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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