Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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