Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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