We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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