they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I have so many feelings about this burrito
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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