If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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