3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
