For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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