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My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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