My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize