With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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