I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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