As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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