the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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