My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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