You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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