Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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