They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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