Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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