Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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