am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
