Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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