So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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